Of all the ridiculous euphemisms government comes up with for the horrible things it does, none is so sheerly insulting as “correctional facility” (and its cousin, “to ‘serve’ time”). Not even “welfare”.

You know what I call prisons? Corruptional facilities. Their purpose is to corrupt people, after all, not to correct. Let’s resist the onslaught of statist propaganda by calling things what they are, not what they’re called.